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哈哈，这束棒可是一种刑罚工具喔，如果犯法就会被斧头砍下脑袋。

hāhā ，zhè shùbàng kěshì yīzhǒng xíngfá gōngjù ō ，rúguǒ fànfǎ jiù huì bèi fǔtóu kǎnxià nǎodài 。

Ha ha, this bundle of rods was actually a form of punishment. If you broke the law, you'd get your head lopped off with an axe.

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你还是赶紧升级一下自己的脑袋吧。

nǐ háishì gǎnjǐn shēngjí yīxià zìjǐ de nǎodài ba 。

I think you should try and get an upgrade on your brain.

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这个就叫一拍脑袋决定，很多优秀的文化就是被这些规定给扼杀的。

zhè ge jiù jiào yī pāinǎodài juédìng ，hěn duō yōuxiù de wénhuà jiùshì bèi zhèxiē guīdìng gěi èshā de 。

This is what you get from making decisions on a whim, a lot of fantastic cultural scenes have been strangled by these regulations.

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得了吧，条件再诱人，我也不去。一会儿阿富汗，一会儿伊拉克，我有几个脑袋啊，经得起那么折腾。

déleba ，tiáojiàn zài yòurén ，wǒ yě bu qù 。yīhuǐr Āfùhàn ，yīhuǐr Yīlākè ，wǒ yǒu jǐ ge nǎodài a ，jīng de qǐ nàme zhēteng 。

Forget it. I wouldn't go no matter how enticing the benefits were. One moment Afghanistan, the next moment Iraq. How could I endure so much torture as only one person?

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下午谈生意的时候，一个棒球突然飞了进来，砸到了客户的脑袋。

xiàwǔ tán shēngyi de shíhou ，yī ge bàngqiú tūrán fēi le jìnlai ，zá dào le kèhù de nǎodai 。

While I was discussing business in the afternoon, a baseball suddenly flew through the window and hit my client in the head.

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小公主哭得很伤心，这时候一只青蛙伸出了脑袋，对公主说：“我可以帮你，可是你必须报答我。”公主就问它：“你想要什么，我都可以给你。”可是青蛙说：“我什么都不要。只要让我做你的朋友，陪你一起玩儿，一起吃饭，晚上一起睡你的小床。”

xiǎogōngzhǔ kū de hěn shāngxīn ，zhè shíhòu yī zhī qīngwā shēn chū le nǎodài ，duì gōngzhǔ shuō ：“wǒ kěyǐ bāng nǐ ，kěshì nǐ bìxū bàodá wǒ 。”gōngzhǔ jiù wèn tā ：“nǐ xiǎng yào shénme ，wǒ dōu kěyǐ gěi nǐ 。”kěshì qīngwā shuō ：“wǒ shénme dōu bù yào 。zhǐyào ràng wǒ zuò nǐ de péngyou ，péi nǐ yīqǐ wánr ，yīqǐ chīfàn ，wǎnshang yīqǐ shuì nǐ de xiǎo chuáng 。”

The princess cried in sadness. Then, a frog stuck out his head and said to the princess, “I can help you, but you have to pay me back.” So the princess asked him, “What do you want? I can give you anything.” But then the frog said, “I don't want anything. I just want you to let me be your friend. To play with me, eat with me, and let me sleep on your bed with you.”

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来，你来抚摸一下霹雳的脑袋和鬃毛，先安抚一下它。然后再试一次。

lái ，nǐ lái fǔmō yīxià pīlì de nǎodài hé zōngmáo ，xiān ānfǔ yīxià tā 。ránhòu zài shì yī cì 。

Come here, stroke Thunderbolt's head and mane a bit. First comfort him for a moment, and then try again.

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你好。快救救我们家小黑。它这两天一直不吃不喝的，整天耷拉着脑袋。

nǐhǎo 。kuài jiù jiu wǒmen jiā Xiǎohēi 。tā zhèliǎngtiān yīzhí bùchībùhē de ，zhěngtiān dālā zhe nǎodài 。

Hi. Quick, save our Little Blacky. He hasn't been eating or drinking these past few days and his head has been drooping all day.

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奴才现在更担心的是娘娘的脑袋。我这里就有一包从太医院拿来的药，铁证如山。

núcai xiànzài gèng dānxīn de shì niángniang de nǎodài 。wǒ zhèlǐ jiù yǒu yī bāo cóng tàiyīyuàn nálái de yào ，tiězhèngrúshān 。

At the moment, your humble slave is more worried about your life. I have here a packet of medicine from the Imperial doctor. It's conclusive evidence.

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