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shǎo déyì ，wǒ gěi nǐ chū yī zhǔyi ā ，nǐ kàn ，zánmen zuò zài ānquán chūkǒu zhèr ，nǐ kěyǐ qídǎo yīhuìr fēijī pòjiàng ，děi shǐyòng ānquánmén shūsàn ，nà shíjī duō hǎo ā ，jìde yào chénzhuó lěngjìng de bāngmáng ，nà kōngjiě yīdìng huì bèi nǐ zhēngfú ，méiyǒu nǚrén bù ài yīngxióng 。

Don’t get big-headed, I’ll give you a tip. Look, let’s sit by the emergency exit, you can pray that the plane will be forced to go down, and that they have to use the emergency exit to evacuate. What an opportunity that would be? Remember to be calm and collected and help out, that air hostess will be putty in your hands. No woman can resist a hero.

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当然重要的一点是，她得崇拜我，要用迷离崇拜的小眼神看着我，这样才能让我更有动力为她去征服全世界。

dāngrán zhòngyào de yīdiǎn shì ，tā děi chóngbài wǒ ，yào yòng mílí chóngbài de xiǎoyǎnshén kàn zhe wǒ ，zhèyàng cáinéng ràng wǒ gèng yǒu dònglì wèi tā qù zhēngfú quánshìjiè 。

Of course one important aspect is that she must worship me. She has to look at me with a doe-eyed look of awe. That way I'll have more motivation to go out and conquer the world.

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最后得上得厅堂下得厨房，等我征服完全世界，还是得仰赖她照顾晚年啦。

zuìhòu děi shàng dé tīngtáng xiàdé chúfáng ，děng wǒ zhēngfú wán quánshìjiè ，háishì děi yǎnglài tā zhàogu wǎnnián la 。

And finally I want someone elegant enough to show off to guests, but also capable in the kitchen. After I've conquered the world, I have to rely on her to look after me in my old age.

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老师，是秦始皇。他征服了战国后期的六国，建立了中国第一个统一的封建王朝。

lǎoshī ，shì Qínshǐhuáng 。tā zhēngfú le Zhànguó hòuqī de liù guó ，jiànlì le Zhōngguó dì yī ge tǒngyī de fēngjiàn wángcháo 。

Teacher, it was Qin Shihuang. He conquered the six kingdoms at the end of the Warring States period, establishing the first unified feudal dynasty in China.

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