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nǐ zěnme néng zhème dàndìng ne ，nǐ bù dānxīn nǐ jiā nà wèi jīnwūcángjiāo ā ？wǒmen de hūnyīn fǎ yǐjīng nàme kēngdiē le ，bù gěi diǎnr yúlùn yālì ，qǐbùshì gèng zhùcháng le chūguǐ nánrén de qìyàn ？

How can you be so calm? Aren't you worried about your husband taking a mistress? Our marriage law is already such a joke, so if there is no pressure from public opinion, wouldn't that just be more wind in the sails of cheating men?

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哈哈，您还别说，阿里巴巴的影响力真是非同凡响啊。难怪那么多网民争先恐后地叫马云作“干爹”。嗨，不过话说回来，这样的“干爹”谁不想要啊！

hāhā ，nín hái bié shuō ，Ālǐbābā de yǐngxiǎng lì zhēn shì fēitóngfánxiǎng ā 。nánguài nàme duō wǎngmín zhēngxiānkǒnghòu de jiào Mǎ Yún zuò “gāndiē ”。hāi ，bùguò huàshuōhuílai ，zhèyàng de “gāndiē ”shéi bù xiǎngyào ā ！

Ha ha, you don't need to tell me! Alibaba is extremely influential. No wonder so many netizens are falling over each other to call Jack Ma their "godfather". Hey, but that said, who wouldn't want a "godfather" like that!

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加热过的黄酒，营养丰富，酒香四溢，暖胃活血，尤其适合在江南的冬季小酌。在老街的酒铺里，见到那些划乌篷船的老爹爹，坐在四条腿的方桌旁，取一只浅浅的土陶碗，倒一碗黄酒，剥几粒茴香，细品慢嚼，悠然自得。

jiārè guò de huángjiǔ ，yíngyǎng fēngfù ，jiǔ xiāng sìyì ，nuǎn wèi huó xiě ，yóuqí shìhé zài Jiāngnán de dōngjì xiǎozhuó 。zài lǎojiē de jiǔpù lǐ ，jiàndào nàxiē huá wūpéngchuán de lǎodiēdie ，zuò zài sì tiáo tuǐ de fāng zhuō páng ，qǔ yī zhī qiǎnqiǎn de tǔtáowǎn ，dào yī wǎn huángjiǔ ，bāo jǐ lì huíxiāng ，xì pǐn màn jiáo ，yōuránzìdé 。

Warm huangjiu is very nutritious and particulary fragrant. It will warm your belly and improve your circulation. It's particularly suitable for drinking in winter in the area south of the Yangtze river. You see those old men who row the famous black-awning boats in the wine shops of the old street sitting beside the four legged square tables, picking up a shallow clay bowl, pouring in huangjiu, and peeling a few aniseed flavoured broad beans, sipping daintily at the wine while chewing slowly, at ease and content.

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若干年后齐宣王过世，他的儿子齐愍王继承了王位。这位齐愍王和他爹一样也喜欢听人吹奏竽，不同的是，他喜欢听独奏。有天，他颁布了道命令，要求隔天让那三百位乐师逐一吹竽给他听。乐师们听闻命令都相当开心，大家都想要在君王面前大展身手，只有那位滥竽充数的南郭先生觉得非常心虚，十分焦虑。心想：”这可是欺君之罪，要杀头的啊！我还不得赶紧溜之大吉？”于是连忙收拾行李，有多远逃多远了。

ruògān nián hòu QíXuānwáng guòshì ，tā de érzi QíMǐnwáng jìchéng le wángwèi 。zhèwèi QíMǐnwáng hé tā diē yīyàng yě xǐhuan tīng rén chuīzòu yú ，bùtóng de shì ，tā xǐhuan tīng dúzòu 。yǒu tiān ，tā bānbù le dào mìnglìng ，yāoqiú gétiān ràng nà sān bǎi wèi yuèshī zhúyī chuī yú gěi tā tīng 。yuèshī men tīngwén mìnglìng dōu xiāngdāng kāixīn ，dàjiā dōu xiǎngyào zài jūnwáng miànqián dàzhǎnshēnshǒu ，zhǐyǒu nà wèi lànyúchōngshù de Nánguō xiānsheng juéde fēicháng xīnxū ，shífēn jiāolǜ 。xīnxiǎng ：”zhè kěshì qījūnzhīzuì ，yào shātóu de a ！wǒ hái bùdé gǎnjǐn liūzhīdàjí ？”yúshì liánmáng shōushi xíngli ，yǒu duō yuǎn táo duō yuǎn le 。

Some years later, the King passed away and his son, the King Min, inherited the throne. The King was similar to his dad in that he also loved listening to the yu. The difference was that he preferred solo performances. One day, he enacted an order, asking the 300 musicians to play the yu for him one by one. The musicians were quite happy to hear this order since they all wanted to show their talent in front of the King. However, Nan Guo, who has been pretending to play the yu, felt very guilty and anxious about this order. He thought “This is a crime of deceiving the King, people are decapitated over this! I must escape right this moment!” So he urgently packed his luggage and fled as far as he could.

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不会，因为我是你爸爸。你这熊孩子！醉到连你爹都不认得了！

bùhuì ，yīnwèi wǒ shì nǐ bàba 。nǐ zhè xióng háizi ！zuì dào lián nǐ diē dōu bù rèndé le ！

No, because I'm your dad. You little rascal! You're so drunk you don't even recognize your own father!

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你觉得有意思？这种漫画英雄电影我觉得最坑爹了。人物相似，故事雷同，复制粘贴一下，可以一直拍下去。

nǐ juéde yǒu yìsi ？zhèzhǒng mànhuà yīngxióng diànyǐng wǒ juéde zuì kēngdiē le 。rénwù xiāngsì ，gùshi léitóng ，fùzhì niāntiē yīxià ，kěyǐ yīzhí pāi xiàqu 。

Do you think it'll be interesting? I think these comic book hero movies are the biggest rip-offs. The characters are similar and the stories are the same. They're just copy and pasting them so they can make them forever.

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嗯，只要距离近点，味道不要太坑爹就行了。哎，这个什么“东北人家“打分挺高的。

ng4 ，zhǐyào jùlí jìn diǎn ，wèidao bù yào tài kēngdiē jiù xíng le 。āi ，zhè gè shénme “Dōngběi rénjiā “dǎfēn tǐng gāo de 。

Yeah, as long as it's close to us and the taste isn't awful that's okay. Hey, this place “Dongbei Family” has a high rating.

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最近我们经常说一个什么东西或者一件什么事情很坑爹，坑妈。

zuìjìn wǒmen jīngcháng shuō yī ge shénme dōngxi huòzhě yī jiàn shénme shìqing hěn kēngdiē ，kēngmā 。

Recently we often say that a thing or event is deceitful.

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比如，Connie最近要买火车票回家过春节，因为现在可以网上订票了，有一个网站，这个网站很坑爹。

bǐrú ，Connie zuìjìn yào mǎi huǒchēpiào huíjiā guò chūnjié ，yīnwèi xiànzài kěyǐ wǎngshàng dìngpiào le ，yǒu yī ge wǎngzhàn ，zhè ge wǎngzhàn hěn kēngdiē 。

For example, Connie recently bought train tickets home for the Spring Festival. Since you can book them online, she used a website. This website was a huge scam.

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坑爹用得更多一点。

kēngdiē yòng de gèng duō yīdiǎn 。

"Keng die" is used a bit more.

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