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hāhā ，nǐ kě zhēn yōumò 。yě duì ā ，zhuānmén bèi dào kǔshuǐ de tǒngzi yīnggāi shì xīnlǐ zīxúnshī ，huòxǔ nà wèi xiānsheng yīnggāi huā diǎnr qián qù dào kǔshuǐ hā 。

Ha ha, you're funny. But it's true, vessels into which people can pour away their troubles would be counselors. Maybe that guy should spend a bit of money to spill out his troubles.

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我们为了写作业而进行的讨价还价，简直就是黑色幽默

wǒmen wèile xiě zuòyè ér jìnxíng de tǎojiàhuánjià ，jiǎnzhí jiùshì hēisè yōumò

The way we would get out of doing homework is to bargain, it's almost ironic.

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对了，这些软广也不是没有幽默感哈，比如刚才那个软广，打死也想不到图穷匕见后是一款日历广告，告诉你：如今撕已经变成了一种仪式，提示你一天的开始和结束，让你珍惜时间。

duì le ，zhèxiē ruǎnguǎng yě búshi méiyǒu yōumògǎn hā ，bǐrú gāngcái nàge ruǎnguǎng ，dǎsǐ yě xiǎngbudào túqióngbǐxiàn hòu shì yī kuǎn rìlì guǎnggào ，gàosu nǐ ：rújīn sī yǐjīng biànchéng le yīzhǒng yíshì ，tíshì nǐ yìtiān de kāishǐ hé jiéshù ，ràng nǐ zhēnxī shíjiān 。

By the way, these soft-sell ads are not without a sense of humor. For example, one who has just read through a soft-sell article would never think the real intention of the article is to sell calendars. I want to tell you. Today, the word "tear/Si1," (as in tearing off of a page of a calendar) has come to mean, 'an adversary.' It reminds you at the beginning and end of each day to cherish your time.

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同时人生又是幽谷，有蔷薇才能烛隐显幽，体贴入微；有蔷薇才能看到苍蝇控脚，蜘蛛吐丝，才能听到暮色潜动，春草萌芽，才能做到“一沙一世界，一花一天国”。

tóngshí rénshēng yòu shì yōugǔ ，yǒu qiángwēi cáinéng zhúyǐnxiǎnyōu ，tǐtiērùwēi ；yǒu qiángwēi cáinéng kàndào cāngying kòngjiǎo ，zhīzhū tǔ sī ，cáinéng tīngdào mùsè qiándòng ，chūncǎo méngyá ，cáinéng zuò dào “yī shā yī shìjiè ，yī huā yī tiānguó ”。

At the same time, life is like a deep valley, only a rose can serve as a flickering candle in the darkness, in all its attentiveness; only with a rose can you see the fly's legs and the spider spitting silk, Only then can you here the movement of the twilight, and the sprouting of the spring grass, only then is it possible "To see a World in a Grain of Sand. And a Heaven in a Wild Flower."

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哦，我美丽的皇后，您不食人间烟火是不会理解“愚蠢”人类的猎奇心理的。好处是有了网络直播平台工具以后，人人都可以拥有一个自媒体。最最最普通的人也可以借此输出自己的生活、技术、幽默感。

ò ，wǒ měilì de huánghòu ，nín bùshírénjiānyānhuǒ shì bùhuì lǐjiě “yúchǔn ”rénlèi de lièqí xīnlǐ de 。hǎochu shì yǒu le wǎngluò zhíbō píngtái gōngjù yǐhòu ，rénrén dōu kěyǐ yōngyǒu yī gèzì zìméitǐ 。zuì zuì zuì pǔtōng de rén yě kěyǐ jiècǐ shūchū zìjǐ de shēnghuó 、jìshù 、yōumògǎn 。

Oh, my fair queen, you're not accustomed to the tastes of mortal people, so you don't understand the curiosity-seeking minds of foolish mortals. The advantage is that after the advent of live broadcasting platform tools, everyone can have their own media platform. The most common of people can use these to broadcast their lives, technological skills and their humor.

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哈哈，幸会幸会！贾小姐真幽默，在下贺萧，贺龙的贺，无边落木萧萧下的萧。

hāhā ，xìnghuì xìnghuì ！Jiǎ xiǎojie zhēn yōumò ，zài Hè xiāo ，Hè lóng de Hè ，wúbiān luòmù xiāoxiāo xià de xiāo 。

Ha ha, nice to meet you! Miss Jia is quite the comedian, I'm He Xiao, the "He" is the same as the one in the name of former vice-premier He Long, and the "Xiao" is like the one meaning "rustle" in the line from the Du Fu poem "Countless leaves rustle as they fall".

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我记得在那之后，C罗和梅西就再也没把奖还他了吧？卡卡还真是幽默。不过，得奖后还在场上的现役球员也就那几个了，我们要好好珍惜他们。

wǒ jìde zài nà zhīhòu ，C luó hé Méixī jiù zài yě méi bǎ jiǎng huán tā le ba ？kǎkǎ hái zhēn shì yōumò 。bùguò ，déjiǎng hòu háizài chǎng shàng de xiànyì qiúyuán yě jiù nà jǐ ge le ，wǒmen yào hǎohāo zhēnxī tāmen 。

I remember that after he won, Ronaldo and Lionel Messi didn't allow him to win the prize again! Kaká is quite funny. However, they are the only footballers who are still playing after winning the prize, so we should make the most of them.

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不同文化的人有不同的幽默感，举例来说，一个中国人，可能并不觉得一个英式的笑话好笑。

bùtóng wénhuà de rén yǒu bùtóng de yōumògǎn ，jǔlì láishuō ，yí ge Zhōngguórén ，kěnéng bìngbù juéde yí ge yīngshì de xiàohuà hǎoxiào 。

People from different cultures have different senses of humour. For example, a Chinese person might not think that a British style joke is funny.

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喜剧片、幽默文学

xǐjùpiàn 、yōumò wénxué

comedy, humorous literature

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这些脱口秀主持人一个个又风趣又幽默，听他们说话真有意思！

zhèxiē tuōkǒuxiù zhǔchírén yīgègè yòu fēngqù yòu yōumò ，tīng tāmen shuōhuà zhēn yǒu yìsi ！

All these chat show hosts are so funny and witty. It's so fun hearing them talk.

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