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fēijī qǐfēi shí yīnggāi dǎkāi zhēguāngbǎn ma ，zhè shì jīběn chángshí hǎobuhǎo ？háiyǒu nǐ zhè zuòyǐ kàobèi yě děi gěi tiáo zhí le ，shǒujī háiyǒu píngbǎn diànnǎo dōu děi guān qilai ，hái bùnéng yòng fēixíng móshì de 。

When the airplane is taking off you have to open the shade. Isn’t that basic common sense? And you have to adjust the seatback so it is upright, as well as turning off your mobile phone and tablet computer. You can’t yet use airplane mode.

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少得意，我给你出一主意啊，你看，咱们坐在安全出口这儿，你可以祈祷一会儿飞机迫降，得使用安全门疏散，那时机多好啊，记得要沉着冷静地帮忙，那空姐一定会被你征服，没有女人不爱英雄。

shǎo déyì ，wǒ gěi nǐ chū yī zhǔyi ā ，nǐ kàn ，zánmen zuò zài ānquán chūkǒu zhèr ，nǐ kěyǐ qídǎo yīhuìr fēijī pòjiàng ，děi shǐyòng ānquánmén shūsàn ，nà shíjī duō hǎo ā ，jìde yào chénzhuó lěngjìng de bāngmáng ，nà kōngjiě yīdìng huì bèi nǐ zhēngfú ，méiyǒu nǚrén bù ài yīngxióng 。

Don’t get big-headed, I’ll give you a tip. Look, let’s sit by the emergency exit, you can pray that the plane will be forced to go down, and that they have to use the emergency exit to evacuate. What an opportunity that would be? Remember to be calm and collected and help out, that air hostess will be putty in your hands. No woman can resist a hero.

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诶，或者下次你也可以坐美联的航班，运气好的话航班超额售票，再多加一点儿运气的话，就可以被随机抽中被迫下飞机，你可以拼死抗拒，一定成功吸引目光。

ēi ，huòzhě xiàcì nǐ yě kěyǐ zuò Měilián de hángbān ，yùnqi hǎo dehuà hángbān chāoé shòu piào ，zài duō jiā yīdiǎnr yùnqi dehuà ，jiù kěyǐ bèi suíjī chōu zhōng bèi pò xià fēijī ，nǐ kěyǐ pīnsǐ kàngjù ，yīdìng chénggōng xīyǐn mùguāng 。

Ah, or the next time you can fly United Airlines, and if you’re lucky it will be overbooked, and with more luck, you’ll be randomly selected to be forcibly removed from the plane and you can resist like your life depends on it. That way you should definitely attract some eyeballs.

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真是狗嘴里吐不出象牙来啊，也难怪优雅的仙女儿成了前任，不过你说的美联航那事儿也确实让人大跌眼镜，空乘人员怎么能对乘客施行暴力呢？我宁可没桃花也不希望坐飞机遇到这种倒霉事儿。

zhēnshi gǒuzuǐ lǐ tǔ bù chū xiàngyá lái ā ，yě nánguài yōuyǎ de xiānnǚr chéng le qiánrèn ，bùguò nǐ shuō de Měiliánháng nà shìr yě quèshí ràng rén dà diēyǎnjìng ，kōngchéng rényuán zěnme néng duì chéngkè shīxíng bàolì ne ？wǒ nìngkě méi táohuā yě bù xīwàng zuò fēijī yùdào zhèzhǒng dǎoméi shìr 。

Tut tut, I suppose you can’t expect wise words from a scoundrel. No wonder the elegant goddess is now an ex, but the incident with United Airlines you brought up really was quite shocking. How can airline staff be violent with passengers? I’d rather have no one who likes me, than to come upon bad luck like that while flying.

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可不是嘛，这第二点，免税品，无论是当地免税店，机场免税店抑或是飞机客舱服务中贩售的免税商品质量都有保障，免除了在部分电子商务平台购得冒牌货的后顾之忧。

kěbushì ma ，zhè dì èr diǎn ，miǎn shuì pǐn ，wúlùn shì dāngdì miǎn shuì diàn ，jīchǎng miǎn shuì diàn yìhuò shì fēijī kècāng fúwù zhōng fànshòu de miǎn shuì shāngpǐn zhìliàng dōu yǒu bǎozhàng ，miǎnchú le zài bùfen diànzǐshāngwù píngtái gòudé màopáihuò de hòugùzhīyōu 。

Right? Secondly, duty-free goods, whether it’s local duty-free shops, duty-free shops at airports or duty free goods sold during cabin service on the plane, are all reliable in terms of quality, relieving you of the worry over the risk that you might be buying counterfeit goods on e-commerce platforms.

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飞机？

fēijī ？

Plane?

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喂？喂？这是飞机。

wéi ？wéi ？zhè shì fēijī 。

Hello? Hello? This is Plane.

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