Mister, can you not breathe that loudly? I’m going to go and bench press the barbell first. It’s so long since I’ve worked out, my chest muscles are all flat.

Hmph, society is morally bankrupt. Some young girls try hard to seduce successful and promising middle aged men, and the middle aged men really have no principles, forgetting who has stuck with them through thick and thin, and become simply possessed.

Ah, ah! A little girl like you sticking labels on me eh? Your uncle can be very fashionable too. But what is this A4 waist? Why are they showing that off?

Agh, old fella, just take it as motivation to exercise, nowadays work is so stressful, so we can just forget to exercise and ignore our health!

I like more mature men, so I'm a older man fanatic.

Sir, are you OK?

Mister, are you a fan of Huazai too?

Knock on wood! Listen to what you're saying! Look, that guy is trying to hug that older gentleman, but the older guy didn't even bat an eyelash. He just hurried away.

You're so behind the times! Since when does America have peasants? They're all farm-owners! It goes without saying that they have their own fields and land-- they also get juicy government subsidies. And do you think they have to work the land themselves? No way-- it's all mechanized! Getting married to this Uncle Sam means Xiao Li will be living the good life. And you thought they were all like Chinese peasants, slaving away under the hot sun, hoping all year long for a good harvest that would allow them to raise their families.

Not only foreign enterprises have their product names distorted. It's hard for domestic enterprises to prevent, too. For instance, there's a kind of medicine called ``Sidashu," which sounds in Chinese like ``Four Big Uncles." Afterwards, the company just made a joke of it- in their advertisement, they had roles for Four Big Uncles.