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Posted on: Going to Church
May 14, 2009 at 9:24 AM

@reigau

sorry ole boy for my drollness, or indeed if i have offended you. 

lucifer was proud as you say, proud enough to demand recognition for his part.

he would have been better off putting in his two bob's worth with a multi-deity religion, which to my mind are more inclusive and imaginative, and focus less dogmatic pedagogy. after all, the old man has been running a totalitarian ship since day dot.

@pete

indeed, we sinners do have a good time.no millenarian movement or belief will scare me into submission. in fact i'm waiting for the space ship to come take me back to my home planet 'seven deadly sins', only a few light years away from those wackos on the planet 'tom cruise'.

Posted on: Going to Church
May 14, 2009 at 8:26 AM

@shenyajin

lucifer.

story goes he and god were once quite good mates, but they had a falling out over the manner in which the world should be made and managed. god became very very angry with lucifer, because god likes things done his way and is not really what we might call in today's language a team-player, and banished him to the earth's core.

ever since then lucifer has been working very hard to get back at god by tempting the faithfull and encouraging the faithless, a battle for souls if you will. i'm not sure of the current score, or in fact which half of the game they're in.

but by doing a quick calculation based on what's happened throughout history, i'd say lucifer was scoring well up until god sent his son down to play midfield, a short but decisive move.

god had the upper hand until the renaissance when lucifer told galileo that the earth orbits the sun. god was infuriated by the leaking of confidential game-plan secrets and immediately set about a purge of the faithfull. as a result of this ill-conceived knee-jerk reaction lucifer's strikers were able to play a much freer role in the battle of souls, his score has been building steadily since then and in fact his strikers have been running amok from around just before the turn of the 19thC, culminating in a free for all in the 20thC.

god will have to dig deep if he wants to close the gap before full-time, which according to him in one of his game-plan chapters is almost nigh with the coming of the age of aquarius.

Posted on: Business Card Gone Wrong
May 14, 2009 at 7:54 AM

@ewong

没想到努力的干活算是个错过的借口!拿你的道理来讲,中国的几千万做小生意的老百姓都不肯承认错过!

请你根据研究调查给我说明一下嘛。我本来以为他们都是不得已那样努力的干活,养孩子们、养老人家、承担医疗费用、学费用、消费用等等。

Posted on: Going to Church
May 14, 2009 at 5:51 AM

@shenyajin

quite normal, but i'd be worried if the deity being prayed to was of the horned, red and carrying a pitchfork variety ;-P

Posted on: Dealing With Depression
May 14, 2009 at 4:55 AM

很郁闷,老婆跑到别的男人身边上床。女友晓得了这件坏事后,就决定要是继续跟一个被抛弃的男人过日子就会很丢脸,他也跑掉了,现在跟一个光头有钱的老头子谈恋所谓 ‘爱’。他们两他妈的吸血者还要求我给他们生活费用!儿子问了我有没有介意让他叫老婆新男友 ‘爸爸’,气死我啦,好吧!你可能本来不是我的哈,长得并不像我,请便!

我的小狗老咬我了,觉得因为两个女生都不要我,所以他想他自己干嘛跟我这样没用的男人住在一起,最后一次咬我而跑掉女友新的男友家,它是母的。

车子因为车祸而破碎修不了了,还有买车的那大笔钱是银行借给我的,现在不得已走路,不过我的小狗向我加上伤心咬坏了我的新鞋子,最好离银行躲藏远一点。

房顶被台风吹飞到邻居家了,邻居辱骂我 你他妈的买这么破旧的房子并不改善它而害了我的房子干嘛你混蛋,然后打得我住院了并进行起诉,审判赔偿他一个房子。

因为这些让人感到郁闷的不爽事情,所以影响到我工作态度,老是坐在电脑面前一直希望一切都只是一个噩梦罢了,老板骂了我才意识到并不是个噩梦,就是事实。我向老板透露了全部,老板不关心的骂我大惊小怪,这令我气得而断了他的两个鸡似的丑腿。我不但被开掉了,而且被判了3年坐牢。

结果我完蛋了,天无绝人之路啊!天无绝人之路个屁我觉得。

 

 

Posted on: 小太监进宫
May 14, 2009 at 1:19 AM

呵呵,是真的哈!就有两种避孕法是受欢迎的;保险套和女生避孕手术(hysterectomy? 咋说呢?还有vasectomy咋说?)。宫刑当然多么恐怖,不用说!(纠正你的句子:当然宫刑vasectomy不一样。)

我认为是因为中国历史上的太监断子绝孙概念。虽说中国历史上的几位太监多么聪明能干,在百姓的眼中他们不过不是完全的男人,因没有蛋蛋而。。。所以说不能生小孩的男人,无论为什么原因,一般来说还不算上男人。

要记得在中国历史上和社会习俗中,男人的作用在于生下后辈而养老辈,断子绝孙绝对是件很丢脸的事。珠姐也说得很清楚啊,断子绝孙也是骂人的话,表示你在辱骂的某男人并不是个男子汉,就是女人家。

我咋晓得了呢?呵呵, 别想我自己被动手术而成了个断子绝孙的可怜半男人哈!是我女友告诉我的,说的是就这样。还有许多学生曾向我这样说明过了。

 

Posted on: 小太监进宫
May 14, 2009 at 12:02 AM

怪不得vasectomy这种避孕手段在中国不太受欢迎!

一般来说,在中国女生的眼中,受到这种手术的男人就不算是男子汉了,然而看待太监似的。

 

 

Posted on: 小太监进宫
May 13, 2009 at 11:39 PM

这几年出现关于郑和向外界进行探索世界的新根据。谁先发现世界各大州而环球航行呢?据我所知,难道不是西方殖民主义国家吗?不一定,根据几个研究家的研究调查,中国比西方早几十年,研究调查表示先环球航行而发现世界各大州就是中国明朝的郑和,可惜的是他所收集的资料被烧灭了,原因可能是因为那时候明朝皇帝和官员对外界没感兴趣,认为其他地方文化和社会方面就比不上中国,因此没有用。郑和环球航行后,中国没有延续进行探索外界的项目。

 

 

Posted on: 未来世界大战
May 9, 2009 at 2:05 AM

@matt-c

问得好啊!

最喜欢玩的游戏是 fable 1 and 2。 虽不算是所谓 兵法策略 的游戏,它不过能狗让我边当好人边做坏人,对我这个神经病的、精神分裂症的、命不可救药的疯子来说,别的游戏比不上。

 

 

Posted on: Excuses for Being Late
May 9, 2009 at 1:17 AM

@bodawei

不用谢

威胁世界和平因素可说广泛,我看恐怖分子、宗教极端分子倒可见很明显,可是经济方面总是大战争的来源。从历史可见许多例子,以宗教或极端观念托词为侵入掠夺其他国家。