How do you say...

Hello people,

Please let me know,

how do you say:

1) 'Please eat with your God-damned mouth closed.'  

2) 'Get off the road you freeking lunatic!'

3) 'Were you born in a barn?'

4) 'Do you have a word in Chinese for 'ettiquette'?' 

5) 'Grow a brain.'

6) 'You have no idea do you?'

7) 'Contrary to popular belief, you're not an animal.'

8) 'Respect yourself and you'll earn respect.'

9) 'Move your arse!'

+ please add any colourful expletives to add colour to the comments.

+ please add any comments that Chinesepod has been too shy post. We can limit all the crass comments to just one thread now, can't we?... It's necessary!  

Thanks a bunch.