人机合一（二）Android Part 2
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This lesson is the second part of our Android series, which takes a satirical look at customer-no-service. Our author, Xiao Yao, introduces us to different types of people we meet when we approach a counter needing help. In this lesson, she provides her own explanation of her article.
Her article illustrates modern uses of traditional phrases and ends with a punch line, making digging into the text well worth the effort. Some of the words have alternate meanings than you would find in a dictionary, and some are current millennial Internet slang.
在上一个课程，第一段大意是对一些官僚机构的办事效率慢，消极懈怠的工作态度，进行了生动的描述。
而这里第二段内容讲述了人们遭遇了官僚机构的排斥和打压之后，会向往与机器人沟通，因为无论如何，机器人都不会有坏情绪，不会怼人，不会没有耐心，机器人会按照输入的程序认真回答每个问题。可是，你会喜欢和一个没有人性机器人聊天还是你可能宁愿和一个有血有肉怒气冲冲的人说话？
在这部分的解说里，作家肖遥和小黑同学还就人类能否和机器人谈恋爱进行了讨论，这些讨论深入浅出，非常有趣，十分精彩。
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| SIMPLIFIED | PINYIN | ENGLISH | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 蛮 | mán | barbarian; bullying; very | |
| 正派 | zhèngpài | upright | |
| 见仁见智 | jiànrénjiànzhì | opinions differ (idiom) | |
| 网罗殆尽 | wǎngluódànjìn | here means all incorporate, no one left out |
也许还有第四种情况也就是天下最极品的前台办事人员都已经被我们机构网罗殆尽了
yěxǔ 也许háiyǒu 还有dìsìzhǒng 第四种qíngkuàng 情况yě 也jiùshì 就是tiānxià 天下zuì 最jípǐn 极品de 的qiántái 前台bànshì 办事rényuán 人员dōu 都yǐjīng 已经bèi 被wǒmen 我们jīgòu 机构wǎngluódànjìn 网罗殆尽le 了
Perhaps there is a fourth situation, that is, we have already enlisted the weirdest office staff in the world,
所以遇到任何一个人都比老Q正派比小咪热情比小F殷勤最好是即便劈头问候其母亲也不生气不回嘴更不哭最好像家里哄孩子用的iPad
suǒyǐ 所以yùdào 遇到rènhé 任何yī 一ge 个rén 人dōu 都bǐ 比lǎo 老Q Qzhèngpài 正派bǐ 比xiǎomī 小咪rèqíng 热情bǐ 比xiǎo 小F Fyīnqín 殷勤zuìhǎo 最好shì 是jíbiàn 即便pītóu 劈头wènhòu 问候qí 其mǔqīn 母亲yě 也bù 不shēngqì 生气bù 不huízuǐ 回嘴gèng 更bù 不kū 哭zuì 最hǎoxiàng 好像jiālǐ 家里hǒng 哄háizi 孩子yòng 用de 的iPad iPad
so whoever you meet will be more decent than Old Q, more enthusiastic than Xiaomi, and more hospitable than Small F. Even when you insult the desk lady's mother, she is not angry, she doesn't talk back, she doesn't cry, it's like using an iPad at home to coax children.
你问它你是人吗它说蛮接近了说你不乖它说你说酱就酱谴责它你的服务很差它还会卖萌你真的那么想吗
nǐ 你wèn 问tā 它nǐ 你shì 是rén 人ma 吗tā 它shuō 说mán 蛮jiējìn 接近le 了shuō 说nǐ 你bù 不guāi 乖tā 它shuō 说nǐ 你shuō 说jiàngjiùjiàng 酱就酱qiǎnzé 谴责tā 它nǐ 你de 的fúwù 服务hěnchà 很差tā 它hái 还huì 会màiméng 卖萌nǐ 你zhēnde 真的nàme 那么xiǎng 想ma 吗
You ask it, "Are you human?" It says: "Quite close." and you say, "You are not good." It says: "If you say so, so be it." When you condemn it:"Your service is very poor," it will act cute and ask, "Do you really think so?"
即便听到再难听的话它也会心态极好见仁见智吧
jíbiàn 即便tīngdào 听到zài 再nántīng 难听de 的huà 话tā 它yě 也huì 会xīntài 心态jíhǎo 极好jiànrénjiànzhì 见仁见智ba 吧
Even though it hears hurtful words, it will have a great attitude and say, "Each is entitled to his own opinion."
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