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Posted on: Getting Your Hair Done
January 15, 2008 at 7:45 PM

I always thought the Chinese Mullet was called a xilong4... which is a transliteration of the english 'Shlong' - short in the front/long in the back or as I like to say "All business in front, party in the rear." The classic 'Chinese Neckwarmer' and other styles can be found here: http://asianmullet.blogspot.com/

Posted on: Singapore
January 14, 2008 at 6:18 AM

John, One question: If chidedao translates to "able to get your grubbly little hands on it and stuff it in your face", what does qin1dedao translate to?

Posted on: Too Picky
January 12, 2008 at 4:25 AM

I guess I won't be eating bagels and cream cheese any time soon. Thanks for that.

Posted on: The Non-Chinese Speaking Tourist and Toilets
January 11, 2008 at 9:04 PM

heruilin, That link is hilarious!

Posted on: The Non-Chinese Speaking Tourist and Toilets
January 11, 2008 at 8:49 PM

Sebire, I thought that was for giving birth.

Posted on: The Non-Chinese Speaking Tourist and Toilets
January 11, 2008 at 3:06 PM

That's a great tip on using that word to disperse the crowds. I usually use a spray bottle, like training cats. It seems to work well.

Posted on: Trip to the Chinese Doctor and a Special Guest
January 4, 2008 at 10:15 PM

Orkelm, Cool to hear you live and in stereo. Amber, Hilarious Commercial to start the show. Chicks dig guys that speak Chinese. I love that. I don't think my Chinese friends have gotten that memo yet.

Posted on: #31
January 3, 2008 at 1:29 AM

I NOTICED them, just never RECOGNIZED them until the gigglefest on today's episode. As Marcosbento noticed, clearly they're in the right place to be handsomely rewarded for their beauty.

Posted on: #31
January 3, 2008 at 1:15 AM

I just noticed... Is that Clay and Dave on the bottom left corner of the Movie Madness picture?

Posted on: #31
January 2, 2008 at 8:21 PM

obitoddkenobi, Don't sweat it. It is possible that Jenny's only exposure to Detroit comes from Kentucky Fried Movie's "Fistfull of Yen", where the only thing worse than being tortured and decapitated is being taken to Detroit.